Regeln für den Geschenketausch
Put your Unwanted Christmas Present (UWCP®) on the table. Take a card, write on it the description of your UWCP® - one for each present, if you brought several. (Use of a known language and legible letters improve your trading position.) Pull one of the pieces of string through the holes in the card in order to fabricate something which enables you to carry it visibly, around your neck is usually best.

There are only four rules for the exchange:

1. The card is the ownership title for the respective UWCP®. Exchange takes place by exchanging ownership titles.

2. Anyone who failed to bring an UWCP® must wear a card around his or her neck which says I AM STUPID!

3. Every exchange is voluntary. (Partygoers are kindly asked to report cases of violence to the host.)

4. The owners of the (then hopefully less) U UWCPs® MUST take them home on leaving the party.




Within these rules and and the United Nations Charter of Human Rights, everything goes

For the less experienced, here are a few hints for advanced trading techniques:

UWCP Exchange Chain: Swap your present against an even more unwanted one, if you can use the latter to obtain a less unwanted one.

UWCP Rebranding: Give it a more attractive name (write new title).

UWCP Splitting: Split it into more marketable parts (for some: less is more)

UWCP Repackaging: Combine two or more presents into one.

(Needless to say, any change to an UWCP® requires writing a new card.)


Ernährungs- und Verhaltenstipps

Rotwein, Bier, Softdrinks, Säfte, Wasser auf dem Balkon.

Weißwein im Kühlschrank unter der "Insel" in der Küche.

Essen, Geschirr, Besteck in der Küche.

Es gibt DREI Toiletten.

Raucher-Lounges auf dem Balkon und im Studio unten.


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